So after seeing the "Sex at Oxbridge" blog, ive decided that there needed to be one, but for teenagers.
Im a Girl who lives in London, I go school, have friends, listen to music and have sex. Here im going to ask/share/tell all of diffenrent stories that happen to me and my friends.
First Topic - Dick Slapping
I've never been dickslapped! let me make this very clear. so I was very shocked when two of my close friends told me that they had. Why would you stand for that!!! I cant imagine what it would feel like to have a cock slap my cheek. Imagine the sound it would make. Thats just wrong. Ive been thinking of a few ways to get pay back if you have been dick slapped. One suggection from a previous slappie is to start playing with there balls (a few weeks later so they dont suspect a thing) and slowly squeeze, and/or see if they twist round, this solution is also very amusing for you, try to think of games that you can play. They also find this very embarassing and it also does not feel very nice. Yhey will never slap you again. :]
To be honest, I think thats all you need. You got a nice 4 inch slap round ur face, they can get some discomfort in there manhood. Fair trade.
But let me tell you this Ladies and Gentalmen. If you ever get slapped with a penis, do not stand for it! it is wrong and immoral. How would they like it if you slapped them with your fanny flaps. Actualy, scratch that, they might like it. But it is still not allowed.
I will continue to write stories and experiences about the teen sex life.
Signed - F
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